I was invited to a wedding, and since I have never been to a wedding in the States I am forced to look up what it is that I am supposed to wear. And according to (them) experts, I cannot wear white and off-white. Also black and red are frowned upon (at some weddings). And I cannot outshine the wedding party.
This officially leaves me naked as most of my wardrobe consists of white, black, red or jing-bang outfits.